A light hearted look back over the past week’s good, bad and indifferent including the “don’t even go there’s”.
CARINE ROITFELD AT CHANEL - Hopefully to dust off and sexy up Kaiser Karl's icy Teutonic aesthetic. We await the results with bated breath
'BALENCIAGA AND SPAIN:THE ART OF BALENCIAGA' - Curated by Chutzpah favourite, the charming Hamish Bowles, this exhibition at the de Young Museum in San Francisco features 120 couture pieces from the man described by Cecil Beaton as "Fashion's Picasso". Ghesquiére who?
'SHAPESHIFTING' BY YOUNG GALAXY - Canadians release first feel-good album of the Summer, courtesy of some on-point production from one half of Scandinavian Balearic Gods Studio.
BUMBLE AND BUMBLE'S MENDING CONDITIONER - It's all system's go on Spring hair repair and we can't get enough of this award winning premium product. Smells so good you could use it as a fragrance, it gets rid of knots as it slides on and makes hair super soft to touch. £23.50 (250ml) from stockists including Windle & Moodie, Space NK, Liberty, Harrods and Selfridges.
*THAT* MARK'S AND SPENCER CAMPAIGN - A return to more middle aged than middle England. The hen party and styling from Hell continues to turn shoppers off in their droves.
BLISTERS Newly bared feet in Summer shoes and sandals. Compeed at the ready, everyone.
THE CONCEPT OF DRY SHAMPOO - Yes, we know it's all the rage and brilliant for 'time short' career women but it still is tinged with a tad grubby to us despite all the fabulous products that are being released like the latest innovative, Dark Dry shampoo by Lee Stafford. I'll bet a large selection of women who use dry shampoo also do (pet hate) full face macquillage on the tube, which is just gross. NB. GET UP EARLIER!
THE GALLIANO TRIAL - Listed as 'an event' fashion media sources. We'll leave it to ill-informed Internet commentators and kneejerk tabloid rubberneckers, thank_ you_very_much.
CAROLE MIDDLETON DRESSING LIKE HER DAUGHTERS - Team Chutzpah can spot a pushy parent a mile off, and we suspect that Carole thinks that this is all about her. Hopefully, she won't be sporting the same bikinis that her daughter picked up from Reiss for the honeymoon. Doors to MUTTON anyone?
RED JEANS - Again? At least it's not red needle cords....wait you mean, it is? Crivvens.
BRAND TATTOOS - Even if Tom Ford offered us free clothes for life…well, okay, bad example.
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD - Ok, this is a thorny one. Dame Viv's elected for not engaging her brain when her mouth is open, disenfranchising potential customers in New York, and winding up the already rabid Fox News with her comments on the environment. At least there's always the Japanese, eh Viv? Oh, wait a minute…
THE PATRICIA FIELD/KOTEX COLLABORATION - A low point for everyone concerned.
BOOM BOOM BASE CAR STEREO SYSTEMS AT THE FIRST SIGN OF SUN - Urban living, eh?
Any comments on this week's Barometer likes and dislikes jointly compiled by @TeamChutzpah and Katie Chutzpah?